......today I stole a parking spot from a huge pickup truck that had a Trump Pence flag waving in its bed. He parked next to me and was like “Excuse me ma’am I was here first!” To which I replied “Well get used to not being first!” and he laughed. I’m sorry, I am past the point of going high.

That’s some ... intentional facial hair ...

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

Not so much scary, but definitely creepy, and a legendary story in my family.

Okay, so this may not be the scariest story ever, and none of you will ever see it because I’m as gray as they come, but it is 100% true and you can make of it what you will.

My good friend-let’s call her Jane to protect her identity- told me her ghost story last year, and since then it has been confirmed to me by several people who were around at the time. It took place back in the late 90's when she was in her early 20's.

Y’know, fuck that shit.

The amount of patience thease young people are able to show in the face of this ass holery is humbling.

The balls come from him knowing that the protest he was attending was full of educated, and committed to the cause members of the student body who he resides among, instead of the magical violent boogeyman that is so often portrayed. His fearlessness comes from the blanket of comfort provided him by this country that…

jonathan cheban is like a someone glued doll hair to a cardboard triangle.

Balki Bartokomous has aged well

And they try...

It’s good to see 4 Non Blondes getting some work again, though.

Ms. Clinton suffers from a congenital birth defect. As someone who was also born with this, which is so often stigmatized and swept under the rug, I think it’s time people start talking about it to draw back the curtain and draw attention to it. Let’s talk about it, people! It’s not disgusting! It’s not shameful! It…

DO YOU WANT SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE?!?

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE.

What’s an Argyle Eggfart?

... the Family Research Council accused AmeriCorps of acting as “political operatives” and dubbed them “AmeriCorpse,” saying the program was offering “support to the abortion industry.”

the people who tell others they cannot stand at a concert are the worst and should be shamed.