It’s pretty telling that she’s laughing so hard when there is clearly no salad anywhere near her.

Is it just me, or is the term “Modern working woman,” dated as hell?

A company sponsored cruise around the harbor on a Tuesday is not a day off from work—it’s a forced hangout on a boat with a bunch of people who, if it were an actual day off, you probably wouldn’t choose to hangout with.

Speak for yourself, buddy. I’ve instituted National Wine Day and best of all, I celebrate it every day.

I’m cringing so hard I think I pulled a muscle. What fresh hell is this? On what planet is Barack Obama a flower child? He may not do a cowboy swagger like his predecessor did, but he’s pretty tough—or did you forget about the strike he authorized that killed Osama bin Laden.

I related to more of this than I feel comfortable with, to be honest. These are hard things to admit or say, even to one’s self.

Couple observations:

Here you go.

Wut?

In-between Wildlife Refuge standoffs, occasionally there’s good news in my state... :)

I love this story! I was saved by my consierge checking on me and calling 911 a few years back. I used to walk by her to use the gym every morning at the same time. On the 3rd day that I didn’t show she came looking for me. I had a bad reaction to new medication and was completely out of it. I had a very serious…

I feel like this will someday happen to me. But it will be a bartender calling 911, not Dominos

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

Controversial opinion alert! If the idea of having kids truly horrifies you and you really don’t want to have kids, don’t have kids just to appease your fiance. Perhaps you and your fiance shouldn’t get married.

Very true. And I must admit that, while I don't believe I'm superior to other women, I absolutely believe that my beagle is superior to their babies. :)

my tribe! I’ve found you!! Now if only we can get my mother and her guilt trips off my uterus it’d be great.

I’m 40, single and no kids. I just came back from a two-week solo vacation to Europe (my 7th in 10 years). All my friends who have kids talk about how they are jealous and have to live vicariously through me because they can’t vacation be of kids. I’m not at all jealous of their having kids.

First of all there is no golden path for mothers at work. It’s not a rose garden.

i don’t want them either. maybe i’d adopt, maybe, but i’ve never wanted kids, and at 27 i don’t see that changing anytime soon. just the thought of being pregnant gives me the creeps.

My ovaries shrivel up every time I visit my friends with kids. I don’t understand how having a messy house, no personal time, and someone screaming at any point in the day is “joy”.