Wee porcine blanket monster! Eeeeeeeee!!!

Piggie is as smart as he is cute! Or is it she? I’m sorry, I can’t remember.

Honestly I feel like if you just shortened to “excited to meet your grandpa?”  that’s basically Bidens slogan already

Hose water was the best water! I didn’t have troughs to swim in, but I did have the local man-made lake which had leeches and possibly Kathleen Durst’s body in it. (I kid, the lake wasn’t deep enough for the body to sink out of sight forever.)

If you’re a parent, your child has definitely picked their nose (or worse) and then stuck that same finger in your face in the same 5 second span. Everyone’s going to be fine, it’s just a little drool.

I ran a half marathon yesterday and it was some humid hilly fuckery, but yo! I finished and got my medal.

So, is she the (single) Mother... ... ... of Dragons?

All this time with Ted Cruz has apparently taught us nothing.

The one American in the British Royal Family had declined to meet the president. That says it all.

I had a great first date last night. We already have plans to see each other again. He seems so genuine and sweet. He was just one of the runners I would see and wave at on my roller skating excursions, then he said hello and asked me out. After the date he texted he’s wanted to talk to me for a while but kept…

I fucking murdered my phone interviews this week, next step is in person. I think I’m the frontrunner for this gig, because they fast tracked me through people and also started talking more recruitment vs making me talk about myself.

Except that’s not what is at issue here. The issue is that swaths of Democratic voters have mentally eliminated people Sanders or Warren from contention because of some misguided idea about “electability.”

Electability is a developing code word for “no women; no blacks, no gays; no socialists.”

Fuck this concept in the ear with the sharpest dick. Same goes for Alyssa Milano’s hot take.

“A Florida man was arrested today” = Redundant