So, is she the (single) Mother... ... ... of Dragons?

All this time with Ted Cruz has apparently taught us nothing.

The one American in the British Royal Family had declined to meet the president. That says it all.

Except that’s not what is at issue here. The issue is that swaths of Democratic voters have mentally eliminated people Sanders or Warren from contention because of some misguided idea about “electability.”

Electability is a developing code word for “no women; no blacks, no gays; no socialists.”

Fuck this concept in the ear with the sharpest dick. Same goes for Alyssa Milano’s hot take.

“A Florida man was arrested today” = Redundant 

It’s not broken. Broken is when you had something that worked well and was purposefully designed and no longer works. Broken suggests that we need to fix what we have and not switch to something else entirely.

Honestly, the US seems like it’s all the fucking Wild West and a terrifying, exhausting place to live. I can’t imagine not tipping someone who’s making baseline less than $3 for an hour of work, but tbh I don’t think I could eat at all knowing the server was making that. That’s gross. And then all the shit about…

I’m just here to share the greatest clap-back in the universe:

Mine is Raspberry Smirnoff. I went to a party once, at least 15 years ago now, where I thought it was a great idea to play Asshole with Raspberry vida & soda. I was asshole quite a bit too.... I still have a hard time even just smelling anything raspberry flavored 

today is our six year anniversary with our girl

Seems Dr. Sanderson experienced an unconscious coupling.

Admins, this person has doxxed me!

The 40+ hour work week is ridiculous and it’s time it was abolished.

I give it a weeknd tops.

Why is Bob’s Burgers the only outlet willing to expose the coruot underbelly of turkey pardoning?