Jettgirl24
Jettgirl24
Jettgirl24

Man, no wonder it's so easy to start a cult.

They're allowed to cry.

I'm experiencing a mix of total gleeful schadenfreude + my usual hatred for teenagers that seems to be flaring up a bit more than usual...

I'm not one of those "your problems are small because people in place Y dont have X".

NOT THE ETHNICS!

Modern feminism has already caused a global shortage of tiny violins. If you get your hands on one, let me know.

This gets at the heart of a major problem in US policing. Officers are taught that ANY form of noncompliance is resisting and a danger to them and the public at large. The idea is that they have to maintain control of the situation at all times or else they are in danger, so the instant someone doesn't do what they

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

It's so much easier to stay calm when everyone else is!

TW: Unpopular opinion.

Big scraggly beards are gross. Faces are nice.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

This is only tangentially related, but some guy at a house show asked me: "how many calories do you think you burn during sex." He wasn't trying to pick me up, he just thought he was cool by mentioning sex in a frank way. I said "none because I just lay there" and walked off. For sone reason thinking of that exchange

Newly single, I ran into this hot guy I was acquainted with at a bar after my band played a show. I was like "Hey, I know you. What's your name again?"

He told me his name and my next question was "Wanna go make out in your car?"

I'm going to make my daughters do "future feminists" photo shoots and have them burning bras and holding up pro-choice signs. My mother in law is going to love that!!

Still a better love story than Twilight.

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

"You know Tina, the Devil takes your soul every time you orgasm? That is why your mother is still a pure woman today!" (I'm just guessing based on the image, I have to wait until I am done with work to be sure.)

That is a gorgeous mic drop. I wish I had been that eloquent at 18.

My abortion was that easy breezy, and I live in a western, Republican - governed state. My partner and I decided that night, booked the next morning, and while we were young and not financially well off, we put half on his credit card and half on mine. When it was over it was over. That was over three years ago and we