Sometimes it takes the glimpse of how ridiculously happy you can be to walk away from how miserable you are.

In addition, is there an "Adopt A Cute Little Penguin-in-a-Sweater" program? And where do I sign up for that one?

Is there an "Adopt A Cute Old Man" program? Can I sign up?

I made my shoes! I took an old pair and decopaged some comic book pages to them so they were cute and snazzy and on theme!

Can I just say how irrationally angry artists who paint shitty acrylics make me? Like, livid.

Grizzled, and certainly growing that Kelly beard to cover up his plain features, Leo Tolstoy nevertheless knew how to hold a pen and use it.

Such eye roll. So law people. Medicine.

The worst thing about the specific information given in the brovid that might dox the women? Not that their friends and family will find out they had an abortion, but the embarrassment of being associated with those god-knobs.

Fuck this guy.

When I was in college I was casually dating a guy I had met at school. We went on 3 dates and obviously weren't exclusive. I decided that I just wasn't that into him so I broke it off as gently as I could. This guy went insane, he was blowing up my cell phone and was harassing me at school and on myspace…

I think ever functional adult needs someone like that to remind them how much better off they are now.

OTTERS ARE ALWAYS STEALING SPOTLIGHTS

Yeah, I have $150 in checking to last me until the 1st. Dov can kiss my shiny butt.

1. Too many Azalea/Azaleias. Old person brain cannot compute.

The best description I ever heard of Swinton was from Michael K over at dlisted (a marvelous guilty pleasure for Hollywood gossip whores), which described her as "the alien goddess from Planet Bowie whose hair blows when there's no wind at all."

This tells me, 'Meh, 35? I can wait another 35 years before I start going to the gym.'

I was basically this little girl. If I had been allowed, I would have lived in a zoo and been much happier there than with other people.

I have long coveted owning some Silkies. When we move someplace with a bit more yard, I am getting a coop and some lady-chicks. No one can stop me!

Yup, Buffy The Slug Slayer and Cocoa - when they feel like it they lay eggs, otherwise they are just cute chirpy things in the back garden.

Something similar happened with the parents of a friend who died. His parents refused to accept he was gay, and the services were pretty offensive to any of his friends. So, I had a video of him on my computer that showed who he really was. I went up in front of everyone and played it. The father tried to grab my…