I was never a server, but I was the "manager" who handled complainers (actually, a cook). I just wore my white jacket and hat out to the dining room and ... carried a French knife. That's how you do it.

Willow: I'm Joan of Arc, I figured since we have a lot in common, seeing how I was almost burned at the stake, plus, she had that close relationship with God.

I once went on a date with a guy who stiffed a waitress on her tip and I never spoke to him again. Please explain to me how someone marries and has children with someone willing to throw a chicken at another human being who is waiting on them? Also, the manager from that story was a huge asshat.

I wish there was some kind of colour-coded seating arrangement on planes. Those who wish to chat - blue seats. Those who wish to be as anti-social as possible - yellow seats. Those who are going to be projectile vomiting all trip - mauve seats.

I totally agree that some of them were meant as harmless, and that it is the other guys that ruin being able to be genuinely friendly on the street, but I do think it's important to keep in the video because to a woman, those innocent 'hellos' can be super scary. A guy says hello to me in the street, and I'm terrified…

I always thought Sondra Huxtable was hotter than Claire. She had a nice, pleasant voice as well.

THIS. I don't feel particularly comfortable when I see women breastfeeding in public without a cover. Fortunately, there are a whole host of other things that make me uncomfortable when I encounter them in public (like people making out, large groups of loud-talking teenagers, and people who preach at you on street…

I breastfed both of my babies until they were two, twenty-plus years ago. I'm willing to admit seeing a baby sucking at a fully exposed tit is disconcerting. I'm also willing to accept that that's MY problem. And it's a small one, just a momentary visual hiccup before I move along! So...I get being "uncomfortable."…

Oh God, I have decided to leave this off my site as I can't find a fairytale way of saying

Whenever someone tells me they like Ayn Rand, my first reaction is "oh, so youre a sociopath then?"

I idolized Claudia. She was clearly the best with her "almond shaped eyes and jet black hair".

They should be legally prohibited from even calling it cheese.

I was going to give "thug" a pass but then started throwing things when I got to "vegan." Cheese or GTFO.

Is it just me or are a large portion of self-identified swingers just...gross?

I'm sorry. I can't get past what's happening up there on his head. Normally, I'm all for color and excitement in the hair area, but ... I dunno ... I just can't seem to want to add "hipster" to the mix with Bodybuilding Christian Swinger. It's .... too much is happening. I'm frightened.

omagah that beast is cute and weird!

I WANT A RACCOON DOG

I learned my name for bodyparts from Linda Belcher's educational chants:

Those kids are awesome—values, integrity, and good sense shown at a level their administration chose not to match, unfortunately. If they were applying to my university, I would totes admit them.

When some of these people complain about working for years and years and never hitting management, they ask me how I did it. I tell them that I'm not only good at my job (as they also are), but I treat people with professionalism and kindness. It sounds trite and "corporatey", but the fact of the matter is if you…