So this is my mother's story, but I must share it with you all. My mom was pregnant with her first child, my older brother, in the late 1970s. Her due date was in January, and she lived near Buffalo, New York, which gets legendary lake effect blizzards in the winter. I'm talking total white-out, feet of snow at a…

Of course I'm weighing in. Be warned, I am giving (almost) all the details.

Brian Lederman: what a complete and total shitstain. And that's before he calls her a "fucking cunt" and threatens to sue her/prevent her from working. (He actually thought that any of what he said put him in a good light? That pretty much says everything you need to know about the guy.) Well, if he thinks ass…

Now if only they would apply the same ethics to the kids who make their shoes.

Once when I was serving in a bar I had a tray with four drinks on it for a booth with two couples. As I approached the table, one of the men cupped my ass. I immediately dumped the full tray in his lap. As I made eye-contact with his wife, I told him how sorry I was - but that when he grabbed my ass I was so…

I used to work at a rental car place where we had a pick-up and drop off service for renters. Many male clients would get so turned on by a woman picking them up in a car and would joke about me "picking them up". I once pulled over and left a guy on the side of the road because he grabbed my leg while i was driving .…

He isn't even posing with a particularly impressive German beer. Is it weird that that annoys me? If you're going to pose with beer and balance three women, you better be able to go full Dos Equis man.

But don't ask me. What do you think of his execution here, Dos Equis man?

NO NO NO KILL IT WITH FIRE. I already dislike "bump" intensely enough. Let's not make it worse, hmm? It's your belly, if you need to be cute about it. That's about as far as I can go without my gorge rising. "Baby bump" makes it seem like a tumor, and as we all know It's Not A Tumah!

On behalf of all of the shelter dogs and all of the strays, and this poor little dog, too, I weep.

one of my favorite shows is Criminal Minds. I will watch every marathon I come across (which is at least once a week). I know it's kind of gross to enjoy it so much, but I still do. I've actual found that watching it while paying special attention to the victims makes it almost more enjoyable. It's like how people are…

My sons try to walk that line (they had a kid at their school who had a peanut allergy.) So now when ever I roll out something that is not their favorite its "I cant eat that MOM. I am allergic. Do you want me to die"

I did the same thing, same food. Fuck celery.

Equity? Lol, what you have my friend is a timeshare, everyone knows that all they do is cost money, and you'll never be able to use it the weekend you wanted to.

On the wine:

I used to work for a disability rights organization (this is relevant, I swear). The vast majority of people I knew there were sane lefties, with one exception - they can be really vocal and judgey about people who terminate pregnancies based on known abnormalities. On Facebook, there has already been some backlash…

This is so vile. I hope everyone involved in this "prank" burns in hell for all eternity. Until then, I will settle for public beatings. I've got a sock full of quarters at the ready.

Any story that has "Gets Kicked In the Dick" in the headline is A-ok in my book.

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

"The McDonnells were first accused of wrongdoing when they fired a chef who they claimed had been stealing food from them. Unfortunately for them (and fortunately for Virginia), the chef had documents proving that Williams had paid for the McDonnells' daughter's wedding."