Kaylee wore it better AND she had Captain Tightpants to escort her.

'Nuff said.

Look. If you're an American who doesn't think the police treating peaceful protests in Ferguson with the level of invading a hostile enemy city is over reacting, I just don't know what to say to you. Obviously, you're an idiot.

Yeah, same with my cat. I've had lots of pet gerbils and hamsters, and although the cat would come home with mice she'd caught in the alleyway, she didn't kill the pets. Granted, I never really trusted her, and I think "No gerbil!" is the only command she knows/acknowledges, but she knew the rodents in the house were…

I think it's very easy to get cat's to 'adopt' other species. When my cat had kittens, she would carry around 'baby' shaped things and cry after her kittens were given away. Hormonal Mom cats are just FILLED to the brim with love, and have plenty to spare... even to rolled up socks, apparently.

I had two adult rabbits (a bonded pair) when I got my cat. She was only a kitten at the time we brought her home. The first time I introduced them, the cat sniffed my male rabbit. He instantly head-butted her* in his grumpy fashion. I think she got the point- the rabbits were in charge. She never once went after them…

I honestly thought the bun was a goner when she picked him up by the scruff because it looked like her predatory instinct was aroused at first. Do you think maybe the instinct is lessened when cats and dogs, et al are nursing? I guess a google search would tell me, but I feel the strength leaving my typing fingers…

This story comes, as do most of my better ones, from my time working at Space Camp. I was working an adult weeklong camp during the off season and it came to the time of week when the campers participated in their extended mission which was eight hours long. I was working the SpaceHab area which is the self contained…

I worked at a party supply rental/costume store for one day once. They really needed someone the very next day so I was hired and handed the keys to the place on the spot without so much as filling out a piece of paper.

i'm not normally one to be really moved by things in the news, but this week has really been getting to me, and i'm not even having to deal with mental health stuff. stay strong! and fuck that fucking fucker for trying to call you! he is in the rearview mirror where he belongs.

Right after college I worked at a company that did, among other things, drug testing. The owner was retired DEA. A lot of my friends worked locally and at lunch we all congregated at our friend's work (which was just a single office inside an industrial warehouse space) and got high. One afternoon I got back to work…

Retail. Man comes into the store where I was working. Acts a little strange and shifty. I forget about him, because I have ordering to do. When I finished, I go to the back of the store to put some items away. Strange and shifty was on the floor with his pants pulled down. He was sucking his own penis.

Drake makes Carlton look like Ice T.

I second this - if this is the shit that comes out of your mouth when you're stressed, it was just always on the tip of your tongue anyway.

Those "looters" were just everywhere there, huh?

Citizens posting Vines, photos, links to livestreams, and other coverage on Twitter is/was essential to people getting how effed up this scene really is. I watched those livestreams all night. MSM journalists were being stuck in jail cells without arrest or charges, or targeted with tear gas canisters and their…

right, but the more pressure and the more updates the POTUS and the white house receives (since the news is shut out) should make this a higher priority then say another birthday gala...

Bob's Burgers is seriously the only show on TV (in the half-hour comedy sense) where I like every single main character. So many sitcoms have the same exact character (dumb dad/nagging mom/etc) and you spend the whole show wondering why they aren't divorced yet. Bob and Linda are ridiculous, but you can absolutely see…

I just keep imagining the person sitting at his desk, Googling and copy-pasting "rape gifs" to a comments section...

My reaction, too. It's disappointing. The world is filled with ridiculous superstitions. The notion of a "soul mate" is among the silliest of those superstitions.