Jettgirl24
Jettgirl24
Jettgirl24

I thought I would share this here because you know Deadspin is never going to post any thing about an Equestrian sport and rarely about a woman athlete, but this is really impressive. Beezie Madden is first woman *ever* to win the King George V Gold Cup at CSIO5* The All England Jumping Course, Hickstead ~ and that's

As of 1730 central time, I AM A HOMEOWNER!

We're adopting one of these adorable pups on Monday. They're redbone coonhound/black mouth cur mixes. I'm so excited! :)

I adopted a kitty today! He's having a hard time adjusting so far and is mostly sleeping under my desk, so no pics, but I have a lot of experience with timid cats, so I'm letting him do his own thing.

My husband and I decided he would "geo-bach"(basically he moved for work and I stayed home with our young daughter) because his deployment schedule was going to be bananas for a year or so. That year turned into three, and while it wasn't ideal, he came out to visit every few months and I thought we were okay. We

He and I had already been having problems related to his way-too-close "just-friendship" with a girl who happened to have beautiful, long, curly, red hair. He and I took a break over it, but a month or so later he begged for me to come back, claimed nothing had happened with him and red-hair, that it was all just a

When he gave me a watch engraved with the wrong name engraved. He also was stupid enough to forget the special personal card in the box as well addressed to someone else.

I humbly suggest they get one of these for the chilliest situation of all:

Whatever happened to the days when annoyed airport workers cursed over the intercoms, grabbed beers from the drink cart then deployed the emergency chute and slid off the plane that way? I miss Steven Slater.

I work for a utility company. There's a method of joining plastic pipe called "butt fusion." Always makes me laugh.

Yeah, I can't even with some of these comments.

I love when things get advertised via Jezebel promotion "articles" and then a Jezebel writer shits on them the same day.

Or maybe her husband is a jerk and she doesn't want to have sex with him when he's acting like an asshole.

Because I have zero maturity, there is no way I can imagine NOT drawing a ludicrous face on that beautiful blank canvas.

She should have just told him "I'm a very important person, I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

By day he works for Comcast Customer Retention.

YOU ARE RIGHT IKEA I NEED PUPPIES TO MATCH MY NEW SULTAN HAVBERG WITH BEKKESTUA. I WILL NAME THE PUPPY KOTTBULLAR IN YOUR HONOR.

Before I answer you I want to preface what I am about to say by noting that this is a rumour. We do not know if it is true or not. My answer is based on her trying to rid herself of the obligation she deliberately went into creating.

It's disappointing when even other women see women as a collection of parts.

"Uterus that we picked" is about where I uttered my first "What the fuck?". It was not my last.