Woman who writes vague songs about feelings writes vague feelings about songs.

That is exactly what a dude who does this kind of thing looks like. I'm just surprised he went on TV without wearing a pair of wrap-around Oakley's.

I honestly don't get the big deal that he may become a model. Are we saying that felons don't get to have successful lives ever again in life? I'm really curious. I mean, the reason there are so many repeat offenders have to do with the lack of rehabilitation of prison but also the lack of opportunities. AND dude is a…

Yes, thank you.

Yah. I totally understand the hesitancy, seriously, I do. I have seen far too many women say they don't want kids only to decide later on that they really truly do. However, I am what I like to call a realist. I am realistic about how great I am when not in charge of anyone. When I get my sleep whenever I want it/need…

Some of the hottest sex I've had was with men who were dumb as rocks.

Ah, vegans. The Jehovah's witnesses of alternative dietary choices.

Dogs that show "repeated unprovoked aggressive action" need to be put down. Sorry. Aggressive dogs like that cannot be ethically adopted out-they can be dangerous to everyone around them. I cannot think of a single humane society or shelter that would take a dog with that sort of behavioral history.

I know! If you substitute the animals, this is how I pose for pics with my dad:

I tan right through SPF. My Italian genes start soaking up the color as soon as I go out. Maybe that's why tan lines don't bother me so much? To avoid them I would have to be naked all summer.

Can I smack these people? Seriously, as someone who has Autism Spectrum Disorder, I lead a perfectly normal fulfilling life, And I don't need some idiotic Anti-Vaxxers and PETA to make it seem like my life is "miserable" and it was caused by vaccines, God, or dairy for Christ's sake. And I don't need to be "cured" and…

I have one kid, it's awesome. We dirty almost no dishes and what we do we put in the dishwasher when they're done. I work two jobs as an RN, one is 12 hour shifts three days a week, the other one is an 8 hour shift a few times a month. I don't do much cleaning on my days off, I pick up my daughter, make sure her…

"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

That's my girl. Pretty scary, right?

I'm so glad it wasn't a pit. I would have to spend the rest of the day/week explaining the innocence of my own dog. Again.

Bear and Puppy.

so me and my S.O. and this pair are the only two couples who have cute names for each other?

I've got no problem with the victims of car accidents, plane crashes, and tornadoes taking their selfies. They're the ones who experienced the trauma. They can deal with it how they choose to.

Adorable! I see you've started with the kitchen version of agility work...

Have to rep' for my Boyf. Here's Athena, adopted when she was about 1 year old (nicknames: Dog, Hambone, Dummy). It took her six months to figure out how rawhide works. She just started being allowed on the couch and it is the best. So cuddle. Very love. Wow. Much warm.