When people say their live revolves around Jesus, I always wonder how that looks like. I mean, I try to be respectful of people's believes but how does a typical day that revolves around Jesus look like?

Don't you think it would be a bit excessive to spay Mika? She's not *THAT* bad!

I'm guessing that Gwyneth is standing on something tall, and that this woman on the right is standing below her in the background, but it really looks, at quick glance, like a tiny woman is standing just out of frame on Gwyneth's outstretched arm, like a human falcon, silently judging her. I'm sure it's the hot…

Extremely well played!

Those later "workplace protections" must have been like a chair to the face for him.

I would feed you brats oats, and water I drained out of the iron. That would put the fear of god in ya.

It's a good thing...

That's pretty damn terrifying.

A few years back I was having CRIPPLING pain in my stomach. The cause? A four pound teratoma the size of a grapefruit. Inside it were teeth, hair, gallbladder and a stomach. I know it's not as terrifying as one being in a baby's brain but still. My family jokes that it grew after I had my tubes tied because I'm so…

Well OBVIOUSLY she wanted to make sure your innocent cat didn't sit on the bed and watch your indecent lifestyle!!! IT MIGHT GET IDEAS!!! IT'S FLUFFY AND STEVE, NOT FLUFFY AND EVE!!!

Doesn't she know lesbian couples are required in the bylaws to have a couple cats? Does she want you to get kicked out of the club?

Wow. The level of vitriol people have in this topic is off the charts. Nobody really knows a thing about the guy and he's treated like a willful predator. And now people are talking down to and outright insulting mentally ill and/or socially awkward people. One of the more disgusting topics I've seen in Kotaku in a…

Ugh. Nothing pisses me off more than all these stories about Mexican drug lords and the people who love them. There's an entire genre of music that glorifies narco culture, people who make a living by selling drugs and killing people. Fucking assholes, and they're praised as heroes. Gaddamn it is some fucked up shit.

When I read the phrase "ambush wedding" all I could picture was a solid gold bear trap. Your fiancé runs out and pelts you with rice and jordan almonds until you pass out. Then you wake up in a bathtub of cold water in the honeymoon suite, your leg bandaged in veil netting, a ring on your finger and now there's a…

The Mr and I had a surprise wedding last year! Literally the week before the one on "Girls." We invited everyone for a clambake at our new house, and before lunch was served I went inside, changed into a dress, and came out saying, "We're going to get married! Right now!" The best part was when my husband asked his…

How exactly did he "handle the rejection" badly? There is no messages after. It doesn't look like he continued after she bit his head off. He left her alone after she rejected him, he handled rejection just fine. Nice Scrubs quote by the way, one of Dr Cox's best lines, but if I remember that episode correctly, he…

Behind every great man there's a great woman...holding the door open for him and draining him of his masculinity

This. This. A thousand times this. Life is great, and then just the quickest glance at your reflection, or an unflattering Facebook photo tag, and boom. Day ruined.

My friend is the museums curator, and I use the term loosely. Basically an ancient woman olds the museum, she has a sugar-baby who is in his 60's, and the sugar-baby's son is the curator. His job? Do whatever the owner wants; specifically driving her around as she doesn't drive anymore. If you see a woman that…

Here are a few historic wooden dildos from the sex museum in Miami.