I'll just be over here screaming for the next hour or so.... yikes! (I'm horrified, but actually think it's sort of bad ass as well. Not gonna lie.)

Omg. That was excellent.

I had an "ambush wedding" 19 years ago. It was the second marriage for both of us, we told one relative (she made the cake), and surprised our families on Christmas Day by getting married by Santa Claus in front of the Christmas tree. We didn't want anyone to feel obligated to get us wedding presents and really just…

I'm going to that very museum (WEAM) next weekend! Dying to see the Kama Sutra bed!

Mine too. <3

I feel you. I went for the "Uma" cut and ended up with the Emo Phillips.

Oh god. Me too. I'm literally sitting here alone making squick faces. And I can't stop.

Hope you are ok. Mine was broken today as well. :( So, I feel ya.

I bought a magazine and a pair of boots!

That's what I was thinking! I don't think I've ever even PURCHASED side/end tables. I just end up with them from various family members/friends getting rid of their old ones! $300 each IS heirloom quality at my house!

"AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU, ALVA?????" (I'm quite fond of saying this to people when I'm making a point, but they rarely ever get it. :( )

Are you me? Lol. That was almost scary to read, it was so exactly how I feel. (and I have a Braun epilator on my nightstand as I type this)

South Floridian here, smallish/average build with mid-sized boobs. Boob Sweat is a universal issue in the South. It knows no size, race, religion or creed. It is the great unifier of ladies.

I read the first sentence as "the site of a trampede"..... the words that followed made it even more plausible.

Urgh. My name is Anastacia (spelled with a "C' instead of the last "S"). Fuck that book.

That could not have been written MORE accurately. I commented negatively on a Lindy article a while back....and every word you said is true. (especially #1)

Yes! I have borrowed my bf's "WolfThorn"... I fucking love it! (I'm a lady as well and generally use Secret VaVaVanilla)

I'd be lying if I didn't agree and add that sometimes when I am forced to figure out something like that, I think of the scene in Willy Wonka where the teacher is doing the percentages and Charlie says he ate two bars and the teacher is all 'Two? I can't do TWO!". That's me.

I live in SoFla, and wash them after each wearing. And I wear a pair to work every single day. So, basically, yes to your comment.

Nailed it!!!!