Don't worry! First episode on YouTube!!

Whatever... my 3 year old does all that and much much more during regular temper tantrums.

Welcome to America, Canada!

Yes, for their College Program, International Program, and Professional Internship Cast Members they do offer housing (though rent comes out of your paycheck).

I'm Continental, baby. Heh.

That's what I don't get about anti-abortion Christians.

Yeah, I'm confused by this. I live on a lake and there are lots of ducks. They're my little homies and we coexist nicely— if I'm out on my patio, they'll walk right up by me, chattering away, picking at the dirt in my planters. All is well.

agree. i am siding with the duck! suing for $250,000 is just pure GREED.

Yeah, my boyfriend (who's been a parent for more than a decade) was like, "I don't know if you're qualified to write a parenting book until you've proven that you've raised not-a-murderer."

The thing doesn't even have teeth, I mean fuck, you could probably kill it with a firm back-hand to the head.

Hey, it might have been eight pounds. and eight pounds of bird waddling after you is pretty scary.

All right, buddy. You win. You figured me out. You've won the most important battle that never existed. The one where you take on a person who believes more or less the same things about rape and rape culture that you do, because you think he doesn't, and because you misunderstood a joke, which you then doubled and…

Yes. My humour is very self-defecating.

Brian, this is starting to sound unoriginal by now, but please read the whole goddamn comment first.

I didn't think it would be as bad.....it was.

This. Is. Awful.

Man I love nerd jokes, and that one is particularly awesome. Here's another good one:

I hope she has a section on chemical burns.