You can't get it on in that car. This is the babymaker right here

Holy craps why have I never done this? Half the reason I watch those lady revenge movies like Double Jeopardy is because the badass rage workouts look so inspiring. I need to insert movie plots into my workout routine stat.

I kind of wish people would stop doing school shootings.

Latin moms from Miami. They threaten to beat the crap out of their sons' girlfriends all the time. Lol

I was on a study abroad where one of the instructors was a nun and habits were optional in her order but she'd worn one so long she said she just couldn't change. It felt like being naked to her. She had brought another outfit (a dark skirt/pastel blouse) but she just couldn't bring herself to go out of our residence…

Disclaimer: I'm Christian.

Dawkins, for one.

If "protective fathers" devoted the same energy toward their daughters' future employers, then I'd be impressed.

Haha, well at least you wont be that asshole with 20 rolls of paper towels (or 8 boxes of corn pops and smacks) who just wants to get a price check right after ringing up the other 80 things your cart is filled with because you have a coupon that may or may not still be good. Then, after you've paid, you stand there…

That Michael's in the picture clearly used to be a Circuit City. I have nothing else to add.

I have to limit my trips to Joanne's, because otherwise I would have no money for food and I would never come out of my house, because I would be doing craft projects ALL THE TIME.

I was like who the hell is this Joe Budden idiot who is anti-safe sex. So I googled him. I then thought, ok...get back to work, which at the moment is reading recording contracts. I looked at the next contract I have to read, and I am not fucking kidding, it's Joe Budden's. What the hell!

Surely the best one is Mother Teresa's sari-based habit?!

OK, I know I'm kind of crazy... but I kind of like having someone standing on my shoulder and saying, "DON'T BE LAZY." Having my wife constantly encourage me to work out even when I suggest I might take the day off has been really key for me getting into the best possible shape.

Creepy Scientology is creepy.

"Cruise became attracted to her after becoming a fan of Orange Is the New Black (relatable!)."

There was a movement in the 60s and 70s for nuns to forego habits in order to be out there in the world. Most nuns from more liberal orders in the US wear regular street clothes. In more traditionalist orders, there has been a return to the full habit. (I am not sure, however, what that means for a country like…

Two thirds of Americans support the death penalty. So yeah, the majority of Americans think it's okay.

Apparently 24 years passing is an unacceptable reason for looking ever so slightly different.