Here's the proud papa

eh, just Buhbreeze it

What is that little hovering black dot? Chipmunk, cute. Black dot, anxiety.

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

Making a cat dance for one's life partner goes beyond the physical realm of pleasure. Slightly lifting a cat to a semi standing position and wiggling it to music is the most intimate experience two humans can share.

"...To find out how much it would cost to have a hooker sh_t on me... so I could impress others with an accurate price quote during pleasant after dinner conversations."

I've decided that my new extreme end payment, similar to all the tea in China is "All the Dicks in Glory Hole Canyon"

A.k.a., "Eau de Deadspin:"

Seems about right. At the renaissance faire, I pretty much just drink wine all day and don't eat anything.

Escaped? Bullshit. Right now those two are out there solving Sleepy Hollow Forest's toughest mysteries.

#AOLGATE

There's blind outrage on Twitter? This is shocking since it's usually one of the premier outlets on the Internet for nuanced discussion of social and political issues. #isis #deathtoamerica #soblessed

I feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally strongly negative about piercing babys' ears. Just because it's become normalized people think it's okay. What if I wanted to get my baby's septum pierced? How many people do you think would think that's fucked up. Piercings are a really personal choice, and plenty of women go…

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

I managed to lose over 50 lbs with MFP. That website is great.

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

ugh. do not STEP to my angel, Diane Rehm, and her tender voicebox.

Lets not forget that this is a hedge fund founder yapping out his ass about science, medicine and government.

that haircut is the original sin amiright