The crane operator understands what Adam meant.

Dudes like that aren’t clueless. They’re more likely to confess to cluelessness, though, because then they can duck responsibility, but I just don’t buy that these guys don’t know that their behavior is inappropriate.

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

+1 Talking is so overrated.

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

BANNED.

The face I made reading this.

Which is why to most people the former smoker is the most boring person in the room

“Better a hundred innocents suffer than one freeloader get a free lunch.”

In Soviet Russia, server hit on you.

I vote Tina Fey for Marcia, and the guy who played Jackie Chiles on Seinfeld for Johnnie Cochran. I mean, duh.

I’ll wait 7 or 8 years before his book “Doing Nothing: How I Learned the Priceless Art of Relaxation After I Had to Spend 2 Years in Bed Due to a Mysterious Chronic Illness.”

I live by the philosophy of “let’s see what coupons Dominos has today.”

Why is a 14-year-old being called a “woman”? Sorry, but 14 is still a child. Her mother should not have taken her and left no trace. Calling a 14-year-old child a woman kind of takes away from the seriousness of the situation.

He’s a bad’un.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

The book sounds really cool. I have/had amnesia after being in a coma. I “lost” the time between Christmas 2011 and after my coma, on March 15 2012. I have bits and pieces of those months now, but they are all shuffled out of order.

Two thoughts: