Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

Making a cat dance for one's life partner goes beyond the physical realm of pleasure. Slightly lifting a cat to a semi standing position and wiggling it to music is the most intimate experience two humans can share.

"...To find out how much it would cost to have a hooker sh_t on me... so I could impress others with an accurate price quote during pleasant after dinner conversations."

I've decided that my new extreme end payment, similar to all the tea in China is "All the Dicks in Glory Hole Canyon"

A.k.a., "Eau de Deadspin:"

Seems about right. At the renaissance faire, I pretty much just drink wine all day and don't eat anything.

Escaped? Bullshit. Right now those two are out there solving Sleepy Hollow Forest's toughest mysteries.

#AOLGATE

There's blind outrage on Twitter? This is shocking since it's usually one of the premier outlets on the Internet for nuanced discussion of social and political issues. #isis #deathtoamerica #soblessed

I feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally strongly negative about piercing babys' ears. Just because it's become normalized people think it's okay. What if I wanted to get my baby's septum pierced? How many people do you think would think that's fucked up. Piercings are a really personal choice, and plenty of women go…

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

I managed to lose over 50 lbs with MFP. That website is great.

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

ugh. do not STEP to my angel, Diane Rehm, and her tender voicebox.

Lets not forget that this is a hedge fund founder yapping out his ass about science, medicine and government.

that haircut is the original sin amiright

Correct. And if there were a legitimate religious reason, I think it's only fair to apply it equally so I think you should be able to refuse service to divorced people, alcoholics, Jews, Atheists, people who take the Lord's name in vane, people who covet, gluttons, etc. etc. Good luck passing a law that says you can…

I just can't understand a Christian whose knowledge and view of their religion is so off-kilter that they think it was OK for Jesus to invite a prostitute to have dinner with him but that it is NOT OK for you to even sell a gay person a fucking cake.

One thing I also really love about the show is how it subtly comments on how people don't suspect Spector/Dornan, simply because he's so attractive. That scene in the first episode of the 2nd season when the woman flirting with him responds to his question of "does this (police drawing of him, the Belfast strangler)…