I was working as a paralegal in a law firm. I had a boyfriend at the time who was in the military and had to deploy to Iraq. Everyone in the office knew through chit chat that he went.

My brother and I used to argue over who got my mom’s panty hose eggs.

It’s weird to me that the are being referred to as “women” repeatedly when one is a woman and one is a girl.

I lived in NC for years, Raleigh mostly, and up in the mountains near Sylva. I had a boyfriend born and raised in Mt. Airy, and his “feminine country man” that he would put on for fun sounds exactly like Galifianakis’ affected accent.

I love Chipotle but I've decided to not eat food that makes me want to nap afterward, so Chipotle and Wegman's hot bar, among others, are out.

Just a little credit where credit is due, this is Lucy Snowe Photography's image. https://www.etsy.com/transaction/10…

I like mine, and find the sleep tracker really useful. (I have the Garmin version) but I recently developed a sore underneath it and a rash so I'm not wearing it at the moment. I don't know why after 3 months, this happened, maybe a body pH thing. Mine shamed me into walking more, sometimes. I was literally doing…

a guy shaving his own leg or chest hair. (Unless he is an Olympic swimmer, then I would forgive).

Honoree Matthew McConaughey (L) accepts the American Cinematheque Award with Vida Alves McConaughey as she holds Mr. McConaughey back in a futile attempt at preventing him from consuming such a godawful beer onstage at the 28th American Cinematheque Award at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on October 21, 2014 in Beverly…

I don't know how you can compare images of rape to penis appreciation.

If this slipped out of my mailbox and either of my boys (7,9) even asked about it, I'd probably point out she is wearing a lei because she is in hawaii and that she is shirtless because she got too hot standing near the volcano, duh look how sweaty she is. Then my 7 year old would probably ask to play outside…

I think it is stampylongnose or stampylonghead full username on youtube. I like stampy for my sons because he keeps it PG.

Is he a stampy fan? My boys are. They wait for his new releases twice a week.

Welp, I've got my Halloween costume. I hope people don't mind me coming up and flipping their hair and making their shirts flap in the wind.

I do mine the beautylush way, as it turns out. I learned most of my makeup techniques from Bobbi Brown Beauty and Kevin Aucoin's Making Faces. I still use all those techniques. I wonder if that makes my make up look dated?

this is not Jesus, this is Charles Manson.

Perfect how all the women in the video only nodded and smiled, none actually expressed their own opinion. This was so on the nose. :)

My husband is totally transhuman. I didn't know that was the name for his fantasy. He is 43 and thinks HE will be able to extend his own life and he teaches the kids that.

what is a "nail polish pad?"

Han's Danish twin brother, who was trapped in a round of Kringle.