Nothing says class like the phrase, "Have some fucking class." I can imagine your monocle would just about fall to the floor if it weren't for that fancy chain you have that attaches it to your collar.

Yeah, the bear was like "this guy is already dead...on the inside."

Those look like some pretty hard runs.

I've started a comment at least 8 times. I don't know what to say. I'm for artistic expression, but any moral compass would tell you this is 100% the glamorization of a brutal and horrifying crime. I'm also personally bothered by the fact that this stereotypically shows men as violent monsters. This is just wrong from…

I love tiny old people. He's like a 70 year old man in a six year old's body.

welcome to being old and uncool.

You're kind of making me rethink my cardigan collection right now.

I think the problem comes from the representatives asking her questions and then refusing to let her answer them.

BREAKING NEWS: I saw the human Ken Doll out at Progress Bar during Pride a couple of weekends ago here in Chicago. He had a shirt cut down to his sternum and I could not stop staring at his faux pecs. His fecs, if you will. Related news: I was very sad that I recognized him. I've been watching too many things like My…

Two years ago I had the same amoeba start to develop under my lens despite regular cleaning and removal at night, so I had to stop wearing contacts for 4 months, use special drops, let my eyes heal, and use stronger solution to clean the contacts after that. It came back anyway, so I now am permanently in glasses,…

I just don't understand how you could not give a fuck about things in your eyes for SIX MONTHS. That's passing idiocy into possibly unprecedented levels of apathy. Even if you could somehow only afford that one pair of contact lenses...wouldn't you at least want to take really good care of that one pair?

Seriously. Dumbasses who don't change or clean their contacts as they're supposed to deserve what they get.

I have no sympathy for stupidity.

Tonight on HGTV: From Murder Chamber To Love Nest In Not Time At All

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

I've said this several times on other posts, I'm going to vote for Hillary but I won't be happy about it. If only Elizabeth Warren were running, if only.

"Positivity isn't helpful if you're lying." I wish this were emblazoned on everyone's Trader Joe bag.

The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo