#NotAllDolphins

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

i feel like everyone involved in this is a shitty human being. from the old, racist fuck sterling to his stupid wife who needs to get some dignity and divorce his ass already instead of just suing her husband's girlfriends (she sued the one before this one too), to the venal bimbo v. stiviano who should know better…

Photoshopping freaks me out

Technically, it's missing hero cats and Tom Hiddleston. But I'm willing to let that slide.

I do want to point out that its actually hard to get a restraining order. The father MUST have had some solid evidence that this was in fact happening to get that order in the first place.. Also, The kid is 5.. This is learned behavior.. He learned those words and the meaning of them somewhere.. My first guess is at…

They live in California. This kid was up at at least 3:30am for this, I would fall back asleep too.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

Oh man. Does that mean these are coming back next?

Man Rule #2 would have worked well for me.

This was obviously written by a bully or two.

Some say the world will end in fire,

Two entire pineapples??? My mouth and tongue are basically covered in infected taste buds and canker sores just hearing about that.

Me too. I kind of hope they sign on to make videos about all of our life events.

I loved everything about that.

It's shit like this that justifies my refusal to go to music festivals.

First off, I love Fage. I probably eat at least one serving a day, maybe two. BUT the complete take over of Greek yogurt has gotten ridiculous. My husband likes good old, grocery store brand low fat lemon or lime yogurt. I can't find any at all. Granted, he is picky and won't eat lemon pie/ lime pie flavored (he…