Callie, I know you that that the Blonds are supposed to be George Michael and Madonna. I know you do. I see you.

Online dating worked out well for me, but my wife wasn't as lucky.

I think it's important to note that this isn't about classifying PMS as a mental disorder but a very specific, much more rare, dehabilitating form of PMS. If classifying it as a mental disorder means that insurance covers treatment and meds, doctors take it seriously, etc., I have to say that I support it.

I'm curious about how the research on the importance of breastfeeding distinguishes breastfeeding from drinking breast milk. I know both are associated with certain health and bonding benefits but is the hierarchy of "optimum" really 1) breastfeeding, 2) pumping your own milk, 3) feeding your child someone else's…

Seriously.

My personal favorite:

Yes, every Hispanic person grows up eating tacos. As a Colombian I fucking eat tacos every day. That's what we do, we eat tacos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Hell my mid day snack is a goddamn burrito sprinkled with some coke, because you know that's how we Hispanics do.

Prediction: after eating sandwich #298, Eric tells Stephanie that it's not working, and he wants to see other people. "Other people" turns out to be a 23-year-old Trustafarian conceptual artist who doesn't cook.

A loaf of wonder bread contains 20 slices of bread. You can get them for about $2.00 a loaf. That means that you're $60.00 and some peanut butter away from a big FUCK YOU ASSHOLE avalanche of 300 peanut butter sandwiches the next time some helpless, simpering man-child asks you how many fucking minutes you've been up.

Nobody understands you, do they? I mean, line, nobody GETS you. You're too real. You're just too REAL for this basic basic world. #machiavelli #fringe #everythingsucks

"if a man comes home and there's no dinner on the table, and his wife is on the phone, watching TV, or on the computer ignoring him, he won't feel respected."

This is what pisses me off the most about FOX news. They are patiently teaching the baby boomers to hate their children. I'm a millennial and my parents are loyal Fox news watchers. When we talk, they constantly rag on everything "the young people" are doing wrong. We use modern technology. *GASP. We have pre-marital…

Let this be a lesson to you kids. THIS is what happens when you start hanging out with that rowdy antiques dealing crowd.

Man, I got distracted by "frappuccino machine". It isn't a machine, we have to blend all that stuff together ourselves. I am a Frap Machine.

Spoil-not-Game-of-Thrones.

Be-Excellent-To-Each-Other, and his younger brother Party-On-Dudes.

Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets

Jamestown-is-a-frozen-hellscape

Of all these freaks, Glenn Beck is the most interesting and worrisome to me. I think he's very smart and knows he's full of shit, and knows exactly how to be full of shit in order to manipulate people. Look at his face in this photo. His face is like, "I'm fuckin with you. But you still buy my shit! Life is good, life…

I am 15 weeks pregnant with my first, and I am now in TEARS. Thanks, Cornwell. Thanks a lot.