This is what pisses me off the most about FOX news. They are patiently teaching the baby boomers to hate their children. I'm a millennial and my parents are loyal Fox news watchers. When we talk, they constantly rag on everything "the young people" are doing wrong. We use modern technology. *GASP. We have pre-marital…

Let this be a lesson to you kids. THIS is what happens when you start hanging out with that rowdy antiques dealing crowd.

Man, I got distracted by "frappuccino machine". It isn't a machine, we have to blend all that stuff together ourselves. I am a Frap Machine.

Spoil-not-Game-of-Thrones.

Be-Excellent-To-Each-Other, and his younger brother Party-On-Dudes.

Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets

Jamestown-is-a-frozen-hellscape

Of all these freaks, Glenn Beck is the most interesting and worrisome to me. I think he's very smart and knows he's full of shit, and knows exactly how to be full of shit in order to manipulate people. Look at his face in this photo. His face is like, "I'm fuckin with you. But you still buy my shit! Life is good, life…

What is with these conservative pundits and portraying themselves as the actual historical figure...

Fortunately he doesn't like sarcasm, so all the Jezzies out there are safe.

What in the fuck? I've lost 70 pounds since February 2012 and I'm FUCKING PROUD of that. It took hard work and dedication and I feel good because I'm way healthier now and have a better relationship with food. I took pictures every month to document my weight loss and when I get to my final weight, you better believe…

Err. What? Don't make this about you. We can accept all bodies and be happy for people who achieve their weight loss goals at the same time.

Meryl Streep and Sean Hayes. C'mon, Hollywood, get it right!

Who wears a bra with pajamas?

Guys, I hereby nominate "Why don't you just to go Massachusetts and go to school?" to be the new go-to response for bullshit for GTers. I'd like that to be our new header for tomorrow as well. Kthankx.

I don't have hard knowledge re: every tissue type, but ovaries ARE significantly more susceptible than testes. I've had to take so many lab safety courses, including radiation safety courses, and they always let us know which hazards are potentially teratogenic. Eggs stay in the ovaries for a woman's reproductive…

Absolutely progress, and very nice to see, but "I am not the biggest fan of abortion" just makes me very tired. Everyone is always sure that abortion is bad until they need it. And then it's still bad in general; it's just okay for them because they really needed it. This is just as true (if not more so) for the…

God damn this is a real couple's real wedding? Is everyone they know a model?!

YOU'RE a punishment for unprotected sex.

I am 15 weeks pregnant with my first, and I am now in TEARS. Thanks, Cornwell. Thanks a lot.