What gets me is the amount of time it would have taken one person to do this admittedly "next level" amount of destruction. I mean she must have been one busy beaver to get all of that fuckery finished before being found. I can only imagine that this happened over the course of one evening, so I must admit to being…

So she wouldn't hurt, pour sugar in the tank, but she wouldn't hurt it...

Thats pretty close, but for the LR box, you need question marks instead of numbers.

Yo qeuro Taco Bell?

Of course, Tesla Crash isn't really saying that buying a car from a Tesla corporate-owned store will end up in pain and destruction — only their name, logo, and choices of linked articles suggest that, but who's counting? No, they're really just trying to protect you, the innocent, sweet, and occasionally…

It is probably also being viewed as a fantastic way to dispose of an aging stockpile of out dated munitions. Most is probably a "first in, last out" disposition, where the older dumb munitions get sidelined for the more accurate smarter munitions. Pretty soon there might be a costly disposal process to deal with…

Now if only I could find some coastal water type ship, maybe one with a large flat platform on the stern to mount this guy to...

Danny Sullivan comes to mind.

Somebody warn Speed!

So I guess it's more "watching grass grow" than "hold your breath." Got it.

just curious... How long?

Am I the only one getting a weird vibe off this story?

Only if you can get the brown diesel wagon version

— Dave "Steve" Stevedave (Corporate Code Team)

Heat of the moment decision , chock it up to a lack of experience.

Sadly, not even Czeching themselves prevented them from wrecking themselves.

The keeping it is cool, after all, it gets used and has a story behind it. If you were to try to sell it, on the other hand, that would make you a dick.

Sweeeeeeet!

But you have to know that somewhere deep within the halls of the metropolitan repair depot, some mechanic with long hair is saying "these fucking tail lights are so fucking Metal if you put them in upside down."