...practice among the pizza purchasing populace polled...

Safe to assume there are no shots of the interior?

It's a MIL's dream, the person her child has decided to spend the rest of their "abruptly shortened through police evasion" life with likes to play hide and seek with law enforcement.

I was so sad they went under. Much like Willis and Geiger.

I remember when Abercrombie and Fitch used to sell cool stuff, back when they were legitimate outfitters. Buy some sturdy serious gear, and even stuff like desktop ballistas. They were awesome. Not so much anymore.

What a fantastic place to put this! Especially since it's the only place you can see that it even applies.

Better yet, a trust fund!

You really like to travel in groups of one, don't you?

So your saying you're pretty much stuck in "row your own" mode?

Congratulations!!! You're our 1,000,000th accident!

Another good one is that just because you can go, doesn't mean that you can stop.

Plus, snow donuts aren't going to do themselves.

Somebody get that man a rimshot!

I never get tired of these.

Little did we know, the entire trailer was full of magnets.

Smoke and fire suppressant... The Italian version of "new car smell"

S2000, try to find the gas cap release for the first time. I dare you.

But you know, I do have to also add that, it's not like he makes any secret about the way he is either. I mean, he pretty much self applies the warning labels. It's not like any woman at this point can really say they had no idea what they were getting into. If they think they can change him, well, that's just…

Guy is a complete and utter tool, but my god can he play guitar. No two ways about it, no if's ands or buts. No special considerations, the man has a gift. His singing? Eh, not as much... He really has to work to make him sound the way he does, and you can see the strain on his face. But the guitar, he could play…

How about an SRT-300? A couple extra doors never hurt anyone, right?