It's gotten to the point that "The Rains of Castamere" puts an automatic knot in my stomach.

Even without episode titles, "Game of Thrones" season 3 is making me anxious.

Oh yea no, they were wrong. All wrong. In a thousand different ways. Maybe not in their own imagining, but how they reacted was so so wrong.

"They already had nonwhite characters. No need to make Finnick into one."

My primary question all of season 1.

I also think it's funny that people can't imagine a person of color with bronze hair, but the idea of a "tan" Irishman is accepted without comment.

I find the idea of imagining a fake person "wrong" instead of just "differently" laughable and sad all at once.

JINX!

There was talk* of Jesse Williams being a good match for Finnick, but people** are being really weird about race in the casting of these films.

"He's desperate for something to play with!"

Oh god, I'm going to have Gareth/Gollum (Garollum?) nightmares tonight, aren't I?

I know! I love Sansa. I just want a big sisterly hug to happen between her and Arya at some point. If Martin could just end on that, it would make my life.

We should really stop speculating so wildly because our speculations, whether tongue in cheek or no, are starting to sound really awesome and our expectations are going to become grossly inflated.

Yea, ok. That's what I thought too. Also, Terry Richardson is really gross.

Can't talk. Or breathe. Laughing too hard.

Oh god, I remember this movie! It's sort of terrifying. Like "Army of Darkness" but in a fantasy land, and for children. I would compare it to "The Neverending Story," but TNS actually has elements in it that are appealing. Who didn't want their own Luck Dragon at age seven? Contrastingly, no child who sees this film…

...and has a better ensemble cast than Parks and Rec.

Pine is doing some serious duck-face though.

This will never not be a hilarious and appropriate comparison.

It's Jorah in a Fedora(h)! You have to warn me before I stumble onto hilarity of that magnitude.