Jean_Rhys_Lives
Jean Rhys Lives
Jean_Rhys_Lives

I PUNTED A BABY.

I don't watch any of the Real Housewives shows, but this was such an engrossing read. I would definitely consider consuming pulp reality television vicariously through your articles if you did more like these.

I read this a little fast the first time and thought the kid was a five year old. Read it again and nope. Definitely a teenager. Thank god for that granddad.

Stories about bosses sticking up for their staff against angry asshole customers get me through the worst of days.

Get out of my head, I was just about to mention Stuff You Missed in History Class. Such a great podcast.

Right? Especially when you have no pubic hair to protect you.

Beyond the obviously problematic, is this an ad for women's denim? Because this is a terrible way to advertise to us since it's really only going to stick in the minds of men (and a few women). For god's sake, I can't even tell what the jeans look like. It would be more provocative to put women's denim on a sexy man.

I like "Anaconda" because I don't take it seriously.

Don't you have some women to shame, sweety? Since you seem so keen on tearing others down.

Except judging another person on their appearance. Good job.

No, your assuming that she doesn't do meaningful, community oriented activities in her spare time just because she does this one thing is why we can't have nice things. It's shallow.

Let's put them both in a sealed Thunderdome and let the collective volume of their inflated egos suffocate them to death.

I always think of the opening sequence of Argo and how he actually took to task the United States' shitty involvement and manipulation of the region. I mean, the rest of the movie sort of ignored that, but it was a really great note to start on.

Let's be perfectly frank here. It's not Christianity that Bill Maher, strident Atheist, is holding as an example to aspire to, but the West in general. Which is still a laughable conclusion.

It's hilarious that Bill Maher thinks Western Civilization has less blood on its hands than the "Muslim World."

My favorite accessory of the night is Nicki Minaj's "I wish a hater would" death stare. Simply stunning.

I'm a little late to the party, since it's Saturday, but this Hoosier is still so pumped about this. Pending appeals and stays and blah blah, my close college friend will probably be able to marry her girlfriend in Indianapolis, the place where she grew up and a city that she really loves. I couldn't be happier for

since there is also a woman's team no one cares about.

I'm from another really entrenched conservative state. My job is to stock and maintain a section on LGBT studies in a book store, and I have a feeling I'm going to have to have a conversation at my next store meeting that books that endorse Homosexual Conversion Therapy are incredibly inappropriate, and I will never