"Well, I thought he must be one of those other men's crazy uncles that they had chained up for his own protection!"

This story is even better when I imagine it in a Texan accent.

My mom must have said a billion unintentionally hilarious things since giving birth to us, but they're all kind of special just to me and my brother (for instance, she can never quite get the title for "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" right, she always says something like "Prancing Jackal Lying Peacock"), but this idea…

Henry Selick gets no love. No love!

The one film in which Danny Elfman wasn't involved was Sweeny Todd (since it came with its own score) and as a result, is his strongest film in the last decade, in my opinion. It had a perfectly brooding and violent atmosphere, rather than the levity Elfman's scores too often bring to Burton films

Because fuck that guy.

Praise him with great praise!

Rumors are that he has been cast as, if not Khan himself, then a "Khan-like" character. And just to give credit where credit is due, I did not, in fact, make this particular beauty of a picture, although I wish I had because that person is a genius.

Short story: it's a photoshop from tumblr.

Excuse me! Who said you could just leave that hotness here unattended? I will have to call security if you don't come immediately and collect your hotness.

All these feels! I'm having them.

I can't believe they voted out Dick Lugar.

I'm telling you, there's something in the Maumee River turning the residents into mindless, bigoted, and hurtful busy-bodies.

....it was parked in a liquor store parking lot in Fort Wayne.

...and he called her a "naughty girl."

Bandersnatch Cummberbund is not nearly as satisfying to say repeatedly as Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Cumberbatch.

Honestly, I think this highly sardonic and aggressive interview schtick works best with a British accent. Also, if you're Simon Amstell. Actually, it really only works if you're Simon Amstell.

May it remain forever braided.

I was wondering that too. Perhaps it was the stalkerish nature and premeditation and repeated offenses that contribute to it?

Last night's episode of Game of Thrones had so many "oh shit" moments...