JayMo
JayMo
JayMo

“Ian Rapoport says Luck plans to travel the world.”

Fun fact... wait for it... I used to be a hand model and that’s my hand in Zoolander

In a follow-up story, Ariel was convinced the matter was completely closed, and the story had no legs. 

The man was the .gif that keeps on .giffing.

Has Nagy seen the first Ace Ventura? This obsession will not end well..

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

You must also admire their Lions-like commitment to wasting careers of players who were regarded as the one of the few very best at their position in the league for a time (Andre Johnson, Arian Foster, Mario Williams, JJ Watt...).

What is it with Indiana and murals?

Lets step back a little and look at the situation in basic terms. An employer has an employee demand a raise and then stop showing up for work when he doesn’t get what he wants. What happens to that employee? I know there’s more nuance to it than that, but his current rookie contract is a result of his Union’s

Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.

If you’re ever in doubt that he’s a shitheel, just remember, Goose Gossage beaned his own kid. From SI, 9/12/1994:

I see you conveniently leave out that whole “well regulated militia” thing. That’s what we now call the National Guard.

For those of you who haven’t seen Rushmore and also disliked this trailer: Rushmore is nothing like The Politician and you should still see it as soon as possible.

So we’re all agreed then: VAR is a good thing and that handball rule sucks,

It’s the same as last week, when VAR disallowed a gorgeous Man City goal because it decided that Raheem Sterling’s shoulder was offside by a couple centimeters.

this take is wrong and bad. All VAR is doing is exposing how poorly written many of the laws of the game are. Keep VAR, change the laws.

Everyone loves to rail on City but that’s a fucking joke.