To be fair, it’s people who are dumb. Religion is merely one of the excuses dumb people use to justify their bullshit.

When landing a military aircraft in foreign countries it’s often a requirement that the aircraft commander (AC) get out and meet customs officials with official passports or any paperwork they may require before anyone or anything leaves the aircraft. In countries like Saudi Arabia with dumbass laws it’s always nice…

Counterpoint: LOL

This feels like a weird definition of theft, but whatever.

Alternate Universe Headline: Spurs robbed by handball-assisted goal.

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Not that any of this matters but didn’t the original Dream Team lose to a team comprised of college players originally?  I mean, I still imagine it’s because Jordan had money on the NCAA team, but who knows?!

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

I actually think he would have been a perfect fit for the Knicks, because he isn’t a very good basketball player.

the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

I know I’d give my first born to have him on my team.

And we know Abraham would be willing to sacrifice the body. Just maybe not his own.

No one splits a double team quite like Moses though. 

It gives me no pride to say that we are the Bills fans of the south. Even London doesn’t like us. Imagine a culture that enslaved most of the known world, eats cold beans for breakfast, and can’t even properly execute its own political and economic suicide pact thinking that they are too good for your 90s…

If a WYTS Jaguars’ edition ever goes by and I don’t post this, assume I’m dead:

The REAL question here is how will the #1 fan handle it.

HEAR IT FROM JAGUARS FANS!