sir this is a wendy’s

a very pronounced unibrow. I mean very pronounced.

Because Carmelo Anthony is a delusion diva and James Dolan is a fucking idiot.

It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

Not to be pedantic, but its a caveat in how La Liga handles release clauses. A club doesn’t actually pay the release clause, the player does. This may seem like semantics, but it is an important distinction, especially in this case. If Griezmann triggered his release clause on or after July 1, it shouldn’t matter if he…

Sick flip tho

“Our quarterback suffered a traumatic brain injury after hosting an awards show in New York City last winter.”

During plebe summer at the Naval Academy (1997) one of my squadmates revealed that she had never seen Top Gun. She was roundly mocked, nicknamed Goose, and since plebes aren’t allowed to watch movies or listen to music, our platoon had to re-enact as much of the movie as we could remember, including the music. The…

On the other hand, fuck wasps.

They seem to have some pretty outspoken people currently on the national team ? Of course if there is a need for someone to get violent at a family BBQ then I’m sure Hope and her husband will get a call. 

So the guy that works for an advertising campaign just so happened to stumble upon something that looks suspiciously like a viral ad campaign? Seems on the up and up to me.

The irony of Harry Kane leaving everyone’s jaw on the floor.

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Wait...your babysitter, or your kid’s babysitter? And, importantly, if your kid’s babysitter...who are they having sex with?

scans list for hitler

Man, Kinja Deals really fucked up by missing these!

I wonder what his girlfriend think about all th.... hahahahahaha, sorry couldn’t make it to the end.

his assessment of drink choices at a baseball game (probably 11 bucks for a beer and 12 for the mai tai) is spot on