I was going to say exactly this. I’ve been following the updates which for the last week have been “Alligator Bob is still looking for the alligator.” Then this morning the first thing I read is “They got a real gator guy from Florida and he got the gator”. One wonders if Robb is now fucking Bob’s girlfriend as well.

Best part of this whole gator saga was that they initially brought in this dipshit named Alligator Bob who spent a week not being able to catch an Alligator, and the first dude they bring up from Florida catches it in like 20 minutes.

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

And just to add to this for the group, Cleveland could’ve waved JR, eaten the entire $4.4M and still gotten under the luxury tax threshold.

Yes, they still have to pay him, and yes it counts against the cap In Smith’s case only $4.4 million of the total was guaranteed, and the Cavs stretched it over three years, so only $1.4M-ish counts against the cap this year.

I went to graduate school in Scotland. It snowed 4 times when I lived there (apparently a lot for them) and the snowball fights I witnessed there (did not participate, would have been a war crime) were among the saddest things I have ever seen. No one could throw, no could pack a snowball, and no one really knew how…

He was complaining before any of the cards were shown (both his opponents hold cards and the flop), so while I agree it was on him, what you stated is 100% false.

sure, when these people take pics, its justice, but when i do, its immoral.

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Another factor nobody is mentioning here: Chris Paul was foundational to the NBA in OKC! This is actually about the most feel-good story they could get out of trading away Westbrook (short of getting Harden or Durant instead), and Paul might appreciate the moment for a while as well though he’d probably prefer to move…

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

It is imperative that you stay true to your religious beliefs so that God will allow your unvaccinated children into heaven

Sometimes the writers here come off as living in a bubble. 

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

Couldn’t be more right, and as a French I can say we often talk about how it’s ridiculous to downplay expectations even when we’re the favorite (well, except Teddy Riner but he’s just unstoppable). By the way, that line “They are so unpopular that even the French will be backing England” is utter bullshit, I supported…

Absolutely, we need to start an annual award for pissing off Piers Morgan!

The US women lost 5-2 to the FC Dallas U-15 boys team a couple of years ago. They would lose by 30 to any full MLS team.

You know, the Navy has one simple request. And that is to have ships with frigate laser beams attached to their decks.