I see you conveniently leave out that whole “well regulated militia” thing. That’s what we now call the National Guard.

For those of you who haven’t seen Rushmore and also disliked this trailer: Rushmore is nothing like The Politician and you should still see it as soon as possible.

As it turns out, the camera operator was Markelle Fultz.

If corner kicks are meningitis, shootouts are AIDS. Everyone understands this. 

So we’re all agreed then: VAR is a good thing and that handball rule sucks,

hey, another anti-VAR Deadspin article! This one making a strained cancer-cold analogy.  It’s funny that as more and more people and pundits are coming around on VAR and realizing that the real problem is vague or poorly worded rules Deadspin keeps digging in. If only they had something new to say instead of rehashing…

Yes, I recall the halcyon days of yesteryear when there were no weekly controversies in soccer based on disputed handballs and offsides calls.

It’s the same as last week, when VAR disallowed a gorgeous Man City goal because it decided that Raheem Sterling’s shoulder was offside by a couple centimeters.

this take is wrong and bad. All VAR is doing is exposing how poorly written many of the laws of the game are. Keep VAR, change the laws.

Everyone loves to rail on City but that’s a fucking joke.

To be fair, it’s people who are dumb. Religion is merely one of the excuses dumb people use to justify their bullshit.

When landing a military aircraft in foreign countries it’s often a requirement that the aircraft commander (AC) get out and meet customs officials with official passports or any paperwork they may require before anyone or anything leaves the aircraft. In countries like Saudi Arabia with dumbass laws it’s always nice…

Counterpoint: LOL

This feels like a weird definition of theft, but whatever.

Alternate Universe Headline: Spurs robbed by handball-assisted goal.

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

It gives me no pride to say that we are the Bills fans of the south. Even London doesn’t like us. Imagine a culture that enslaved most of the known world, eats cold beans for breakfast, and can’t even properly execute its own political and economic suicide pact thinking that they are too good for your 90s…

If a WYTS Jaguars’ edition ever goes by and I don’t post this, assume I’m dead:

The REAL question here is how will the #1 fan handle it.

HEAR IT FROM JAGUARS FANS!