Well you go, Drake.

Right? At least this way she gets to actually get something out of it.

Thanks, I try.

No, Star Dick: Into Hotness.

$80 at the door for what sounds like a typical inaugural local nerd con? Oh, hell no.

It's called a happy birthday!

Of course a half man/half woman restroom symbol would be confusing, any reasonable person would think that's a Two-Spirit restroom only.

It's very possible, and not uncommon.

Lots of ways. I smell idiocy. From you.

She probably died. It's not an uncommon thing, I'm not sure why so many people are confused by it.

You know you can become a priest after you've had kids, right?

It's not uncommon for a guy to get married, become widowed, then become a priest.

She sucked twenty dicks to get free liquor. I think people get to be a little judgmental.

Yeah, concert producers should have to list every single possible negligent act an attendee can do on their tickets, anything not listed should be fair game!

"It's a country concert," she told ABC 10. "I wasn't at a death metal or a rap concert. It's pretty somber at country concerts."

An average of 3 minutes to take a picture of your food? Yeah, no, calling horse hockey. And if you think this is real, I challenge you to time your next food selfie experience just to see how long it is.

Shh!

It's almost as if different cultures are different.

It's Laura Solon, not Salon.

My guess is they replace all of the hosts with Crab People duplicates.