I decided to put The View on yesterday, to see just how bad Jenny and Sherri had gotten. The look of sheer exasperation on Whoopie's face was a sight to behold.

But everyone knows Jen Snow knows nothing. What's that? Oh, sorry, it's Jon Snow that knows nothing. Well, carry on then.

Right? They say that as if junk on your face is a bad thing.

So you only tried to assault someone instead of actually succeeding?

"The reality is that regardless of mental illness, Page's behavior was predatory and there's no way to compare any kind of sexual assault to drinking old olive juice. It's unfortunate that Page was going through a manic episode, but putting sexually aggressive behavior into the same category as drinking something…

Kathie Lee said that women can have it all — but not at the same time.

Now I know this sounds crazy, but is it possible the Kardashians have fallen into a black hole?

Isn't this pretty much the same thing, really?

Momma Kris is pushing Kylie and Kendall into their own mini media empire, and they're about 16-18 I think.

That's because you have things like self-awareness, and a conscious.

"I can't believe those rich guys paid me to travel the world, making glorified home movies for them! Life well spent! "

Normally, I wouldn't say there's a whaling joke in the title somewhere because that's tasteless. But we're talking about the Kardadhians, so I'm just going to think it very loudly.

The dude was married to Gwen Paltrow for a decade, that's a mark against him right there.

You're not very smart, are you?

Because people need a legal structure to share assets, the custody of children, the ability to visit each other in the hospital, the passing of property upon death, etc. I don't see how people keep missing this.

Well the logic is clear. If homosexuality is normalized, homosexuals won't be ashamed. If they're no longer ashamed, they'll stop trying to stay in the closet. If they stop trying to stay in the closet, they'll stop picking up opposite gendered folks as beards. If they stop getting beards they'll stop having kids.

Wow, that's shocking.

I'm judging her for spending money on this game!

Once a person writes a 2,225 word article about how they gave Kim Kardashian $500 they are, officially, open to criticism.

The sex tape thing aka the most interesting and worthwhile thing Kim Kardashain has been involved in.