I agree, no federal dollars to a stupid sport like field hockey, period!

The basic hypothesis is damaging a cancerous growth instead of removing in one whole would be similar to the natural process of metastasis.

So, I shouldn't constantly berate my partner for sex, but asking for sex less often is a no no too. Got it.

• A picture of Lady Gaga with a steak on her head and the caption "Would you take energy advice from a woman wearing a meat dress?" There are similar billboards involving Yoko Ono and Robert Redford.

Ok, I just have to make this joke.

"Not because the movie itself was disgusting (it's too light and airy for that), but because it shows a woman in control of her own sexuality."

At least you're not in an office where they use arbitrary and often untenable metrics to ensure every second of your work day is sufficiently productive, then fire you when you fail to meet them.

It's very nice, but it's much too late in the year for something so bright. It's practically winter!

...but I don't want them turning into witches!

Facebook recently decided that I'm on the autism spectrum; every one of their suggested groups was for autism support. The only problem is that I'm not autistic, nor have I ever made a direct mention of autism-related things. So, what makes them think I have autism?

Ah, but ever consider that perhaps your memory is wrong, and you're making him acquiesce through sheer force of will?

Alternate headline for the guys: "Here's why the women in your life can't tell you what they had for lunch without a 10 minute preamble."

I never really cared for Shonda Rhimes' stuff. I watched Grey's and it's spin off with family up until they wrote out Heigel (which, on a side note was so spectacularly insane I actually kinda liked it). Scandal looked like it might start well, but then go off the rails. I've heard that's kinda what's happening to…

Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!

For real. Besides you don't kiss a guy like this unless you have an interest in the D.

Decepticons drinking Coke, Autobots taking little kids' Oreos, what's the world coming to?

More delving into the Parker family's mysterious past? No, thank you.

It's all based on throwing the biggest numbers of "iconic" scenes and characters at the screen, with absolutely no understanding of why they worked in the source material and on how to use them, while at the same time trying to put in some new twist, again without really thinking about what fits and what doesn't.

A less creepily insane Electro, sent by Harry to get Spider-Man's blood instead of for vague revenge would have gone a long way in developing those characters.

I understood Peter's denial. I didn't like the ways in which they set up Harry's sense of urgency.