Dodge puddles of weird green mystery liquid on the sidewalks!

sweat all over a pair of cans you paid $300 for

This is how I hope to be when I’m his age.

AvE’s thoughts/explanation on the bridge collapse.He always produces interesting videos.

Texans’ obsession with beans not being part of Chili is absurd.

By their definition, SKYLINE would actually constitute chili.

I use at least three varieties of bean. Your sensibilities can go pound sand.

You know the graphics team at Fox News searched long and hard for the best picture of him to put up on the screen.

But has no balls.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Can this embarrassment just end already? This year, too. I’m tired of every day waking up to more and more awful crap.

I could listen to Vin read the phone book. Cheers to Vin.

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If I could of got him for a bag of Terrell’s chips I would have done that in a heartbeat. He’s got three years of eligibility left right? Heck I’d would have given a case.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Things that will be said in the Verlander bedroom tonight: “BJ, Upton.”

It’s time we all admit that this Yankees team is young, fun and likable until the camera pans to the crowd at Yankee Stadium.

Gardner, known for his speed: 241 career stolen bases.

Somewhere, Scott Proctor wrapped his arm in ice last night after throwing 105 pitches in the game that took place in Joe Torre’s head.

Thanks to gerrymandering, my State District now includes the small slice of the city where I live combined with the rural county next door. My State Rep is bought and paid for by the NRA. At a street festival tonight, someone campaigning for me tried to hand me a flag decal. Much to my Mom’s chargin, I told him I…

Good on Kimmel.