I find myself unable to care much about this story on substance, but goddamn does it reveal a stunning lack of intelligence and judgment, even for these empty headed dolts. I mean, how can you have been intimately involved in the 2016, in which your side won largely because of a focus on a government officials’ use of…

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

I blame the Tigers for not putting netting up around the pitching mound.

Fuck this guy. Brian McCann, Dustin Pedroia, and Brett Gardner didn’t fight their entire careers so this asshole could smile after hitting a dinger. These warriors take the game seriously, as should this career minor leaguer.

[holds it in]

What is with this massive obsession with illegal immigrants? Is this because people keep insisting these people “steal” their jobs? That illegal immigrants come into a country and take all the high-paying jobs? Because that doesn’t happen. Illegal immigrants take the low-paying jobs no one wants, because they’re happy…

One can only hope that Judge will inspire a generation of hulking young men to play baseball instead of destroying their brains by playing football.

Don’t go down this trail with me. It will inevitably end in tears.

Someone from Venezuela? You see, there’s so many cultures around the world - like at least 10 but maybe more - that have the gall to not completely adhere to American norms and customs. They even have the fucking balls to not name all of their kids John and Steve and Kyle. These motherfuckers don’t even apply white,…

It’s like watching a Shawn Bradley highlight tape.

That clipboard was just traded for Yunel Escobar, Jeff Mathis, and Henderson Alvarez 

New Yankee Stadium sucks. It’s monolithic and alienating, and makes the game on the field feel like an afterthought. The design of Citi Field is so much more open and welcoming.

Exactly what his hookers exclaim when getting boned by this blobfish theocratic dick whistle.

Imagine how disgusted all of his hookers must get when he’s rutting around on top of them. The stench of throat nuggets coated on Campbell’s cream of shit soup surely deserves an extra c-note, right?

Barf Mitzvah

You can still protect the environment without letting rich little dilettantes like Uday Trump murder it.

First they came for the Jews, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the blacks, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the gays, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the Mexicans, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the baseball writers, and I said “BY GOD THE SANCTITY OF THE HALL OF FAME MUST BE DEFENDED!!!!”

Front middle seat driver. Now you have two annoying front passengers changing the radio station and putting their feet on the dash :)

Driver’s seat?