Can’t say it’s the healthiest choice (what is at a stadium), but for $20 at Yankee Stadium, you can get a giant pail filled with fries and chicken tenders (maybe 8-10?). If you use a certain credit card, they give you a soda, too. Maybe the only think that's economically friendly for a family with young kids, or for…

Barry Bonds had some incredibly successful cycles during his playing days.

So is more rest really the cure, or more pitching? I'm thinking lower levels, like 7th grade on? I've heard that overuse is bad, but you don't learn to run a marathon doing sprints. Or is it something else, more stress-specific?

Tom, you win the best headline of 2016, thus far. Amazing, yeoman's work, young man.

B3435T. Nicely done. I’d add 3MTA3 on the lefthand back side. /end Beasties

They're making a roadster? I need a moment. And kleenex

and then carry them around, risking (likely) loss? Answer is always obvious: either ditch the French cuffs or become a normal member of society.

There’s no way this doesn’t sound douchey, but what and when do you roll French cuffs? See, I happen to like them. If this makes me an oddball, well, so what? I can’t really roll my sleeves unless I lose the cufflinks, or roll the sleeves with the cufflinks still partially engaged.

As a convertible driver, I used to mock those idiots with the windows up while the top is down. Forget the hair issue (a very real thing if your wife/girlfriend/hostage is shotgun), there’s a noise/wind thing on the highway that’s tough after a while. I have a windscreen that rides behind me that saves me and allows…

I like the use of the baseball term "walk off" here. Not snarky, promise.

Really? The dueling nipple rings threw me

Excellent bat spinning control in the heat of battle. Nun-chuk style.

This is not any attempt to blame the accuser, but why would she choose to snoop on him at a party? I mean, is that the right time and place for that? And why did the accused have a gun at a family/friends gathering? What sane person brings a deadly weapon to something like this. Sorry, snark free, forever in Kinja…

That's not iiiittt

my dick just turtled, too.

Swedish sure-grip suck machine: OPTIONAL (but encouraged)

Ford Taurus? This angle is sooooo meh

Let me get my Frequent Towing Discount card for Doug. 5 tows and the 6th is free.

All pearls were sufficiently clutched and swooning was commenced.

Oh hi, Scott