Start new cycle.

25 years old. This sucks.

He's the living embodiment of the NFL shield now, complete with its black eye

“...with a better pretentious-sounding string of three words”

Painfully obvious attempt to be not obvious. Yet, I need more LED all over this thing

This is the Patriots 2007 UNDEFEATED SUPER BOWL CHAMPS sweatshirt, amirite?

Pillow case-free? You had me at Ninja Turtles fort, but lost me with no pillow cases and exposed tags. All of the itchies.

Mom's attic?

Romantic mood lighting? If this van's a rockin'...

John Travolta approves.

pseudo-manual or elephant foreskin?

is this where the bubbles come out of?

Dat ass

is this modeling clay?

Better have lane-changing alerts with those beams.

This is impressive. If it last for more than 4 hours, contact a physician.

Not sure how many will truly appreciate the glorious reference here. I do. Enjoy the rest of your day, sir.

I'd like less visibility, please.

I think I saw RocketFrog

Audi TT Rawlings edition. Leather and stitching like you’re sitting in a catcher’s mitt. Damn I want one.