The popcorn is probably from Zaro’s if the writer is on MetroNorth and it’s fucking tremendous. $1.50 gets you a foot and a half of delicious popcorn and all the GLORYSMELLS that come with it.

If I was smuggled out of Cuba, this pillow would be made of stacks of freshly minted $100 bills. Yay, MLB Draft.

Truthfully, if he were such the perfect captain/human, he'd at least call young Didi Gregorious to wish him well and maybe offer some advice. Instead, he just dropped the mic and walked out.

Yanks fans feel the same way about our shitty MSM "representatives". See those horseshit covers today from NYDN and NYP?

don't trim your bush. That'll keep the creeps away.

As a former Cablevision employee, I cannot be any more happy to see this guy rot in a pit of his own feces. I used to have Knicks tickets, the last time they were good (20 years ago), but since then, I have been rooting against this scumbag with every fiber of my being.

Trendsetter:

I see what you're doing:

I see what you're doing:

Best offense is a better defense:

Dearest Volvo: If you can get me out of my Enclave lease now, I will take one of these. RIGHT NOW.

Practice. Practice. Practice.

thanks for taking my question Drew. Coffee drinking shitter guy still haunts me. I wish I waited to see who it was.", but at the time, I just wanted to run fast and far.

You, too, Aunt Jenny

Gramma, go home, you're drunk. Again.

Jesus died for your alcohol

Honey, this is baseball, not soccer or basketball. No flopping required.

I call it a RBG Stick: Robber Be Good. Smack them with it and they suddenly be good.

That's it? 10 times?

After reading about that NZ rape club, this reaffirmed my faith in karma. And having a mini bat handy to pummel theives with.