I'm imagining her tearing him apart, in a good way, in that limo home.

IMPERFECTION. WAX OFF

Wait, this was held in Brooklyn?

"it went off when I was cleaning it"

Sig Ep, representing.

ESPN should totes hire this guy

This guy:

The Icelandic judge gave him a 10 for sticking the reverse landing. Very impressive, Senor Wingdings.

if the kicker had those glowing sneakers, it would have gone thru.

waaah waaah waaah... I was FORCED to look pretty for a magazine to make me more famous and fabulous. This must be what the colonial women settlers had to put up with, amirite? waaah waaah waaaah.

My then 5 year old son barfed in a car, after eating a dyed green bagel (St.Patrick's Day for Jews). Made most of it in a tupperware container...that had most of his brother's Nintendo DS games in it. Would have been cheaper to put on the carpet.

can you explain to this noob why it's called a "shooting brake"? Thanks.

Sayreville NJ Varsity Soccer team cancels season due to extreme hazing (making players wear Frozen costume) and for taking balls to the face.

LeBron Denies Forgetting Where His Hairline Is For Now

This could be the worst/best Deadspin article ever, Barry.

Snark aside, how seriously f*cked up is Saudi Arabia that this is actually a big deal? Not just Saudi Arabia, of course, but those backwards, crazy bastards are the worst.

There's no one in Cleveland that skinny, ever.

There's nothing flat in that selection.

Panthers, Rays, Marlins... maybe it's Florida.

New York Dolan Sweat