How freakin' tall is Adam Silver anyways? Geez... He musta rocked J-ball back in the day.

Man, Jay Leno's garage is getting big.

This is the Most Columbus, Ohio man. Ever.

$48K and no back-up camera? Forget it, it'll cost me a fortune to keep fixing the dings from my wife backing up in it and bumping shit.

Does he have to sit down to take the snap?

That's what she said! AMIRITE?!?!?!

Report: NFL Chooses Noted Anti-Semite Katy Perry To Perform Super Bowl Halftime Show

An unclothed Kate Upton in the passenger seat?

Tell me again how football builds strong characters. No really. I'm looking forward to hearing it.

I'm thanking you in advance because I am definitely trying that next time.

Now playing: Timberlake's newest: "Sexy, taken aback"

I can't love this any more than I already do. Filed under: Rankings

Hey, I get it. Doesn't mean I have to, you know, LIKE it. I hate soccer jerseys too. Reasonable minds can disagree, I hope. Doesn't take away the fact that I want to see that car in a more "pure" state, where I can appreciate the lines and craftsmanship, rather than corporate logo dressing.

Yep, those. The "cover the whole car" idea looks awful. Takes away from the lines. Use those colors in the badges, fine, but to bathe the beauty in them is overkill.

Oh this color scheme is horrific. Please make it go away and just give me a badass car without the Fisher-Price graphics.

Well, we shamed Men's Health (and dumb stock images that would never, ever happen in reality) into pulling the article. We 404'd it.

Hockey playoff beards have become an all-season thing in MLB. Excl Yanks.

No ski goggles on these gritty, anti-GLORYBOYZ! —Gregggggg

Lebron's agent looks really good for his 2 year deal. When that re-opens, with this new mountain of cash, Lebron can simply ask for everything. In other words: "Senior Partner and Managing Director of the Cleveland Caveliers"

I use a few pork tenderloins in my slow cooker to make pulled pork, a far less fatty version, of course, than pork shoulder. I do it because I have to watch fat intake but still fucking love pulled pork. Should I sear it first when doing that? I usually let my phalli sit in seasonings for a few hours, then into the…