A bag of Doritos and a foot-long garlic kielbassa with onions and sauerkraut during every intermission will do that.

Nothing in the world makes more sense to me than “Ryan” namedropping his Droid.

“If he dies he dies.”

And Triple O takes it! Gets the knockout in the fourth round with an outstanding “let’s do this in 6 months!” Christopher Buecheler wasn’t prepared for it, tried to get back on his feet with a weak memory comment, but had used up all of his snark energy at that point, and takes the L!

I’m curious what part of this string of comments and responses makes you think I’m taking any of this seriously. I’m just bored.

Nothing says “Look at how sane and rational I am” like this string of comments and responses.

Thanks, let's do this again in 6 months.

I hope everyone associated with the lakers blows an ACL. Team, management, owners, staff, fans: EVERYONE.

If that’s what it takes to help you feel like this was worth it, ok.

Shoutout to you for holding a 6 month grudge against an internet bro with multiple layers of anonymity. That's dedication.

I mean, your team has rebuilt and is 2-4 years ahead of the Lakers. Or is this just the classic Boston sports fan woe-is-me BS we’ve come to know? All your teams have won championships in the last ten years. People from Cleveland should be allowed to hit people from Boston in the sack, on sight.

Too soon.

Jesus Christ you are a bitter man.

Makes U Think

Never forget that rich people are terrible.

Counterpoint in Schilling’s own language.

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That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?