Revisionist Kinja.

Nonsensical Kinja.

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck? Would you rather have a rich dad who is a porn star or a poor dad who is the school janitor?

“Google”

Where does the third G come from?

We really look back on things like this with rose tinted glasses, this is terrible.

It's sad, but not as sad as the guy who yelled at the top of his lungs"Hey, batter, batter" a la Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I sat near someone who did that. I felt embarrassed for his family.

And yet the most interfering thing Drake has ever done was lint rolling his sweater in the third quarter of a Raptors’ game.

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

I didn’t before, but I now dislike the Pirates.

That’s what makes cliches so hilarious. The only thing worse than the puns from DS commenters is the cliches, and the Cardinals fans of course. Those guys are the worst, amirite!

Seriously, Cardinals fans are the worst! And by worst, I mean slightly better than tired, cliched jokes, rehashed over and over again! KINJA!

Insert <> “Cardinals fans are the worst!”

it’s time to start applauding the big-time programs that have found ways to take the academics out of college.

You’d think they could jerry-rig a way to handle those tickets.

The WiFi in the stadium didn’t have the right body type, so Vince wouldn’t push the button.

*Khaled sees kid on the tetherball alone*
“Congratulations, you just played yourself!”

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.