Wow. So they gave Jerry Wunsch 100 times the regular dose of Hydrocodone before the game? And then again at half time? He’s extremely lucky that his heart didn’t stop!

Mouth-breathing dummy got what he deserved. He was being a repulsive idiot in the presence of that woman (and other women/kids in the vicinity). Then he sucker-punched that dude in the green shirt.

The fact that this is a big deal is much more surprising to me than the nipple itself.

Vince Young needs to explain to D. Rose what a real superteam looks like.

They’re using their “platform” as WNBA players? What platform is that exactly?

Dale Earnhardt’s fatal crash was a perfect example. Of course it looked scary, but it really didn’t look a whole lot worse than an average NASCAR accident.

Somewhere in these comments I thought I saw you say you were 15 years old. Now I can’t find it so maybe I confused your username with somebody else’s.

We deserve it.

I’m a millennial. We deserve all of the shit you can possibly heap upon us.

It wasn’t my joke. My jokes are funny.

Wow. You’re very mature, especially for a young guy. You seem like a good dude. You should fight the good fight with us (against the joke police).

I appreciate your genuine response.

The humor isn’t in the name-calling. The joke is the idea that an adult would say terrible shit about a kid over something so small.

Do you actually believe that the guy who posted the original comment was being serious? The humor doesn’t lie in him just calling the kid a bastard. That’s a lazy attempt for a laugh. The joke was the absurd idea that an adult would say something so rotten about a kid over something so small.

Your wit is unparalleled.

You are way too self-righteous, dude. Do you really think any of these people are actually being serious? It’s jokes. If you can’t laugh at em, the internet is probably a place you should avoid.

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

You must be a riot at parties.

I’m being haunted by the ghost of Darko Milicic. You’d be bitter, too.

Excuses Kinja.