That only happens at the CFL Evaluation Camp.

What if this whole thing is because of a typo and it was a guy named Gord telling him what to do? I don't know about you, but I'd be even more disturbed to find that someone named Gord was that influential in anyone's life.

'187' - God
'gotcha' - Rae Carruth

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If either the Celtics or especially the Lakers win the lottery, I will scream bloody murder until the cops arrive.

Are tickets being sold on chubhub?

The worst part is the lizard won't shut up about the weather.

I'm just glad someone finally got around to doing the Richard Pryor biopic. Promoting it during a Blazers game was a clever angle, too.

Sure beats Mitch Albom's coterie of mindless groupies, the Dim Freepers.

This guy said to give Michael a pass. I'll defer to him on this one.

He purposefully didn't finish, just so he could have "1 Target, 0 drops" on the police report.

another order of creamed spinach, sir?

Winslow kept his left hand on a football at first, so it'd feel like a stranger took over when he switched hands.

"As a guy who moved from Ohio to D.C. to take a better job, I have but one piece of advice: the road trip to Buffalo is a killer."

"You guys can have the kid. I'll take the dad."

Nintendo pioneered this shit.

Could be worse.

The Superbowl cannot be on Pay Per View because of the Sports Broadcasting Act of 1961, which states that the 4 major sports leagues have an anti-trust exemption only for sponsored TV, which PPV is not.