They can assess talent... They just have terrible timing. He'll be in a skins uni in 2033

"I dream of rain, Lotu lei lei"- Sting

We've been using holo-phones for like four years. We got all the gadgets up here.

Pour one out for me…

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

What did you expect? They don't know how to spell "Socks" either.

It's a real Snoop Doggy Dogg world sometimes Red Sox fans, it's a shame it seems like the Yankees have complete free rain on the free agent world. Cheer up though for all intensive purposes with the length of the contract in could be a blessing in the sky.

Looks like Gruden decided to play a little tune in, tirico.

I was actually able to catch Tomlin's steps right before the camera did

Of course I still fancy girls

Why the hell is this even news? It's 2013, for crying out loud.

Can not pee with it.Can not jerk with it.
Can not fuck with it.

Variations on a theme.

When you go to court, you have to flex some power.

Bringing guns into a domestic dispute? I thought the George Zimmerman stories got covered over on Gawker.

What?

as a Spartan alum, I know that colleges have student sections. As somebody who'd rather drink at the Barrel than sit in the Izzone, i question the logistics of having a meeting with 130+ yahoos and then deciding what to chant. Of course, when I went to college, we didn't have FB or Twitter and Google only did…

Music Critic: Lamar, I'm afraid to say it's flabby, lumbering, monotonous, lacking in aesthetic value, and totally and completely devoid of flow.

I once worked for an old baseball agent, who had to make a call to another old baseball agent re: a potential contract. It went something like this:
[2-3 minutes of pleasantries: friends in common, old clients, etc.] [Negotiation begins, aka SIMULTANEOUS VOLUME 10 SCREAMING for several minutes - excerpt: "OH JUST SHUT…

This wouldn't work as well in Tuscaloosa because the Alabama players don't need tickets to the game.