Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

BUT HER EMAILSSSSSSSSSSS

Apparently this guy has a history of writing letters to the editor with similar viewpoints.

My gawd, is that a human or an exceptionally trained sea lion?!

I will never not star a Walk Hard reference.

Does CC Sabathia still count? If there’s anyone, it’s a 300lbs pitcher whose about to retire because of an arthritic knee.

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

What professional athlete could you outrun?

Hey, you gotta have some rich dopes to help cover costs for the richly deserving yet not rich. A Harvard grad will either be one of the most brilliant people you will ever meet or a total dipshit like the Kush.

I’m beginning to think Kushner didn’t get into Harvard on the merits.

An underrated sports joy is being the visiting fans and having the stadium ring out with “DE=FENSE” when the home QB is on the field.

Well, I’m, lonely, wanna die

The Temptations - Ball of Confusion

OK. I understand and agree with that part.

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

My guess is he has drank 18 beers a day for so many days that he thinks there are 5 days in a week.

He switches to Kirkland Original Bourbon-Style Corn Whiskey on the weekends.

He’s in a coma for the other two.

It’s amazing how Louie Anderson disappears into the character.