No, you heard it right. My father was always telling me not to be a thickhead.

I know several from Boston to Austin for the same reason.

30 + years as a FF/EMT. Tib/fib fractures are one of, if not the most, painful injuries someone can be subjected to. . That was bru-tal!

Uncle Sam was a real person. How do I know this? He was born in my hometown, Arlington, Ma. 

In the firehouse we called that guy Mickey the Dunce...

I knew a guy in the Air Force that used to jerk off in the bathroom so much that would get an erection every time somebody farted.

Alex, I implore you, go up a shirt size please, you fat fuck.....

Any business that uses TPS reports...

Brutal. He’s done for today.

You telling me he would be three grand richer if he was from Boston?

Lighten up, Francis

You can just buff that out..

If Boog Powell married Jesus Alou, he’d be Boog Alou..

Hey, I'm 60 and resent that remark, but I do like comic sans.

Haven't they ever heard of fucking Kleenex in South Africa......Gross

What the fuck is the drinking age in Florida?

In The Godfather, Mario Puzo called it a "blood gorged pole of muscled." A "willing weiner" sounds like something from Dr Seuss.

If Greinke was allowed to carry, this could have been avoided.....Stupid liberals.....

Hey, if wanted to learn about history, I woulda graduated from high school....

Lighten up, Francis...